*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
When you and your friend decide to pig-out...
ruffton: You look at each other like tashiiiiiiii xxxxxx
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
understanding a joke on the big bang theory
Had to delete my quiz because it revealed far too much about my obsession so I thought I’d delete it to retain any last ounce of dignity I had/have.