MASHEDTASH.

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

misterminaj:

Selener ain’t the only one she’s keepin’ an eye out for

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr